Kings Don't Get Better Treatment

I'm pretty sure princes of small principalities don't get better treatment than my son. On a typical morning he gets pancakes cut into seasonal shapes (right now it's Christmas trees), juice and a tv show of his choice. Recently there has been an upgrade - using a "breakfast in bed" tray so he can sit on the sofa to enjoy his morning meal. Oh man, I know I'm going to pay for that parenting decision. Or his future wife will...